A few things I've learned

I've decided to try my hand at Chems "things I've learned" segment. So without further ado, here they are.
1. A four year old will eat anything, as long as it isnt green.
2. Thong underpants and CNA work dont mix well.
3. Multiple debates in a day are actually possible if you get the kid out of the house.
4. If you arent sure how old something in your fridge is, dont eat it just throw it out
5. No matter how old you get your parents will always find new ways to annoy you.
6. When you want to say something funny, you just cant.

Not as good as Chems, I know, but its a start.