Spongebob
I think I've finally figured it out.... Chems brain draining machine didnt do anything to me... my brain had been turned to worthless mush long before by the almost nonstop spongebob marathon that goes on at my house. My son is a huge spongebob fan.. he has toys, videos, cereal, towels, bedsheets, clothes, and almost anything else you can think of with spongebob on it. After a while the show's inane dialog starts to take up all the extra space in your head. If you keep watching long enough, it will even start to crowd out all the other things in your skull until nothing else remains. Put on any spongebob episode my son has, and I can almost speak with the characters word for word. Ask me what the square root of 4 is and I could have a problem. I have dreams that are square and yellow... someone help me? please?
posted by Rose @ 12:21 PM
17 Comments:
At 1:37 PM,
Anonymous said…
LOL. I haven't gotten to that point yet with my baby, but I guess I get to look forward to that. The scary thing is, there is a Police Sergeant at work that loves Sponge Bob. And this man is responsible for the lives and safety of 50000 people.....
Unfortunatly, I don't know of anything that can reverse a Sponge Bob Lombotomy....at least its not some really really bad 80's song thats stuck in your head.
At 11:26 PM,
Rose said…
No, its not some really bad 80's song. its the Spongebob theme song... someone shoot me and put me out of my misery ><
At 4:56 AM,
Anonymous said…
What is wrong with you people, Spongebob is soooo cool. My favorite though is Plankton. And the theme song, that is awesome. When I hear it on my tv, I stop what I am doing and go watch. Your son is very awesome for his infatuation with the show. He will grow up to be the next president or the ruler of a foreign country, or as spongebob was "Hall Monitor" for a day.
At 9:30 AM,
Anonymous said…
ut oh.....syn has given in to the brainwashing......
At 11:23 PM,
Rose said…
its too late for syn.. whos next??
At 5:01 AM,
Anonymous said…
Hey, I know someone else who likes the Spongebob theme song, I'll not mention names, but will he step up and admit it?
At 12:05 AM,
Anonymous said…
Chem you are truly a brave and honerable man for your confession. You have truly gained more respect from your little sis, however, there is one more person I know of that is a fan. Is that person gonna fess up?
Wes is a fan as well huh? I don't know rose and papaogun, seems you may be outnumbered on this one. Way to go Wes.
At 10:21 AM,
Rose said…
I didnt say I wasnt a fan. I said it was starting to turn my brain to mush
At 4:49 PM,
Anonymous said…
spongebob is a freak, i can't believe the two of u are fans....eeks!
At 11:59 AM,
Anonymous said…
Jillian I am shocked. You have to love the sponge. I know, I bet Chem talks dirty in bed using Spongebob's voice doesn't he. I'll talk dirty to you in Plankton's voice. It is very aggressive and dominating, just the way you like it.
At 9:34 PM,
Anonymous said…
As long as it is the way i like it i don't give a shit what voice u use syn, but u know this already!
At 10:50 PM,
Anonymous said…
i love the closing music to spongebob, though i do like to sing along with the scurvy sounding pirate voice on the opening theme song. i have it on cd, it will play itself over and over again. great for drunken sing-alongs, with friends or alone. the show itself is insidious and does drive me a little batty, however i love the time travel episode and the quest for fire episode. cavebob squarepants is just cool.
At 10:53 PM,
Anonymous said…
i wouldn't be surprised if there are subliminal brainwashing messages in there though, keeping the population glued to their tv's for the next episode, too docile to know we are being led to the slaughterhouse, and too mind-numbed to put ourselves out of our misery, eh, rose?
At 2:02 AM,
Anonymous said…
Tut: WHATEVER!! I have personally seen you watch the show and laugh. In fact, you told me that Squidward was your favorite. You quote the episodes well for someone who doesn't like the show. Why must you be in denial about this. Chem was man enough to admit he likes it. I love that in him.
At 10:13 PM,
Anonymous said…
I CAN'T HELP IT! i have a (newly) 7 year old! how many times have i been exposed to the show against my will? i hear spongebob in my sleep. my mind is... weak... can't help myself...giggling mindlessly.... drooling......
At 10:17 PM,
Anonymous said…
papaogun- you mean like 'Turning Japanese'?
At 1:03 PM,
Rose said…
Its too late.... Tuts been overwhelmed by the power of the sponge. Is there no hope for us?
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